Yesterday it was devirginizing the bathtub. And what a thrill THAT was! The calming effects lasted through today.
Tonight was a three-way: Me, the toilet and the shower. Even the roll of toilet paper had never been sullied. And I got to flush it, too! Maybe that was more of a four- or five-way. A veritable ORGY, and there wasn't even a bed involved! I work in mysterious ways;)
I know all of this seems irrational to y'all, but the way the last year has been, I've got to find joy in what little ways I can. Given the scale of the house vs. the size and scale of The Tin Can, though, the joys were humongous!
The head cracking begins anew, manana.
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